A chance to be like this—especially the 90-year-old—when I’m older makes aging not so bad.
The Mandarin on my left hand pinky says “dream” (I hope), and the one on my right says “love.” Corny, I know, but I couldn’t think of anything else. Sue me.
Both polishes are China Glaze: China Rouge and Platinum Silver.
Why can my dog not do ANY of this? He freaks when I ask him to sit…
"Huh? You want me to shake? No? You want me to poop? No? You want me to eat? No? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! THAT’S ALL I KNOW!"
I named him Waggleton P. Tallylicker, but I never got the chance to tell him. He will be remembered.