Never been here before? Go here. Now.

A chance to be like this—especially the 90-year-old—when I’m older makes aging not so bad.

Penguins in sweaters = cute attack. Read more.

Penguins in sweaters = cute attack. Read more.

Dear Photograph is a site where people take a photo from the past, find the exact place where it was taken, line it up, and take a picture of that. (This one’s by Dan Perry.) It begs the question, “Why didn’t I think of that?”

Dear Photograph is a site where people take a photo from the past, find the exact place where it was taken, line it up, and take a picture of that. (This one’s by Dan Perry.) It begs the question, “Why didn’t I think of that?”

The Mandarin on my left hand pinky says “dream” (I hope), and the one on my right says “love.” Corny, I know, but I couldn’t think of anything else. Sue me.

Both polishes are China Glaze: China Rouge and Platinum Silver.

As requested:

Oh my God, END. I have Portal 2 to play, dammit!

Oh my God, END. I have Portal 2 to play, dammit!

Terry Border makes really clever art with everyday objects. I love these zombie nuts. Check him out…

Terry Border makes really clever art with everyday objects. I love these zombie nuts. Check him out…

This guy is hilarious.

Why can my dog not do ANY of this? He freaks when I ask him to sit…

"Huh? You want me to shake? No? You want me to poop? No? You want me to eat? No? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! THAT’S ALL I KNOW!"

I named him Waggleton P. Tallylicker, but I never got the chance to tell him. He will be remembered.

—Grayson Hunt